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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"
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"I'm basically just waiting to eat again."
"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."
"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"
"[Nsfw] What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe? I don't fuck a cantaloupe before I eat it."
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."
"What are cranes made of? Cranium."
"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection... ""Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog,"" said the vet."
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaiiiiiinnns"