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Joke of the Day

"WOMAN: Is anyone here a doctor?! MAN: I sure am! And I think I can. Save that man. Like eggs & ham. W: Shutup Seuss! I meant a real doctor."

"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."

"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."

"Donuts: The sweatpants you can eat."

"What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni."

"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."

"""Just Do It"" - Nike/Alcohol"

"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."

"Fun fact about Germany... Fooled ya... There's nothing funny about Germany"

"Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it."