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Joke of the Day
"One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband."
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"A Sausage and an egg in a frying pan. Sausage says: 'It's hot in here.' Egg replies: 'A talking sausage!'"
"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"
"My bartender offered me a new drink last night called a ""Sandy."" It's a watered-down Manhattan."
"Do you know what's fucking intense? Camping with your girlfriend."
"Admit it.... Sometimes you just wish you could read your crushes mind to find out how they feel about you?"
"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."
"We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg"
"1970s: ""Hey baby"" 1990s: ""Hey babe"" 2014: ""Hey bae"" 2020: ""Hey b"" 2030: ""All hail our glorious squirrel overlords"""
"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"