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Joke of the Day
"We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg"
Next Joke
"There is no reason to hit a woman! Lol, just kidding"
"If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them."
"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? I don't want to punch the baby in the fucking face."
"My lesbian neighbors... My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"
"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."
"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"
"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."