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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."

"""This little computer"" said the sales clerk ""will do half of your job for you."" Studying the machine the senior VP said ""Fine I'll take two."""

"Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink."

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"

"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"I find my own face to be scary... But I guess that's just me"

"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."

"This hotel I'm staying at tomorrow lists ""elevators"" as one of its amenities. I never thought I'd fly this close to the sun."

"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."