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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped."
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"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"
"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."
"Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want. Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Him: Fishing"
"Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation."
"A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away."
"First Ebola and now Measles... Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?"
"What spice is guaranteed to make your girlfriend walk out on you? Bay Leaves"
"Just listened to a conversation between 3 people under 18 and now I don't know how my Mom or a stranger didn't murder me as a teenager."
"Whats the difference between Santa Clause and me ? Santa Only Cums Once A Year"