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Joke of the Day
"First Ebola and now Measles... Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?"
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"What is a Germans favorite letter? Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's"
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy? Jelly Beaners"
"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"
"-Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you? -Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus."
"Whats the difference between a zombie and baby? A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams."
"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"
"Why do people say love is like chemistry? Because you can put it in someones drink"
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"
"You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with ""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""