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Joke of the Day

"Just listened to a conversation between 3 people under 18 and now I don't know how my Mom or a stranger didn't murder me as a teenager."

"I just met the girl of my dreams She flew into class naked and her teeth fell out."

"What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"

"The story of the co-pilot shows what happens if you don't deal with depresion You will just bring down others"

"If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol."

"I told my husband he really should stop masturbating. ""Why?"", he asked ""Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."""

"If Monday had a face, I'd punch it."

"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"