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Joke of the Day

"Just listened to a conversation between 3 people under 18 and now I don't know how my Mom or a stranger didn't murder me as a teenager."

"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"

"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"

"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"

"when I kiss a guy who has a mustache I'll close my eyes and pretend he's either Mario or Luigi, depending on his height"

"I was seeing this one girl for two months Until she found out I was there."

"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."

"I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini."

"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."

"What is Bear Grylls' favourite web browser? Internet *explorer*!"