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Joke of the Day
"What spice is guaranteed to make your girlfriend walk out on you? Bay Leaves"
Next Joke
"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"
"Women only call me ugly until they see how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all"
"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."
"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"
"Why did sexual frustration impede the development of mathematics in Ancient Greece? Because mathematicians in Ancient Greece couldn't get no irrational fraction . . ."
"What ya call a lesbian with large fingers? Well hung!"
"Why do we have oceans? Because based god and acid god had a baby."
"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
"You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math"