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Joke of the Day

"What you don't want to hear when having great sex ""HONEY!! I'm home !!! """

"I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one."

"Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor ""Have you ever turned down heroin?"" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers."

"People need to stop with all the gay jokes... ...I mean, come on guys."

"God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us."

"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? Books have papers...."

"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."

"[college ad] High schoolers: You've sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?"

"*points to wrist* this is my Fitbit. *points to rest of body* this is my fatbit."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred. Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom."