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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar... ""Ouch"""
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"Standup comedian It gets up in public, at public places; thus making me awkward, and the passersby laugh. My dick is a great standup comedian."
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"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."