167467

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Persian lesbian? A flying carpet muncher. I'm so sorry."

"Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair."

"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer"

"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone ""ass"" so I could back that ass up."

"Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !"

"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."

"How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus."

"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."