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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Persian lesbian? A flying carpet muncher. I'm so sorry."
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"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"
"Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning? I think that pretty much goes without saying."
"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."
"My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food"
"I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through Columbia behind a donkey."
"Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: ""Life is like a box of chocolates..."" (Source: F. Gump of Intel)"
"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."
"*runs into wife on the way to see his mistress* Aww are those flowers for me? -Uh...yeah Is there a card too? *with a mouthful of paper* No"