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Joke of the Day

"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"

"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu"

"The sexts are coming from inside the house!"

"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."

"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"

"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"Back then: You are the bomb, yo Future: You are the clock, yo"

"Men have feelings too. For example, sometimes we feel hungry."

"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"

"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."