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Joke of the Day

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.' 'That's a bit far fetched!'"

"Kids, don't do cocaine but if you do make sure you have a lot cuz you'll want it."

"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"

"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."

"If my wife made whiskey, I'd love her still."

"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"

"My friend Phillip got his lip removed yesterday.. we call him Phil now"

"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""

"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"