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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."

"We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life... Like golf, tennis and yoga."

"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."

"Why did God create men ? Because dildos can't take out the trash."

"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft."

"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."

"What's the longest sentence in the English language? I do."

"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? a GladHeAteHer"

"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"

"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"