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Joke of the Day

"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"

"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"

"This Tweet has been a test of the Emergency Procrastination System."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I'm so glad I don't drink anymore."

"I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape"

"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."

"I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be."