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Joke of the Day
"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
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"A Jewish kid asks his dad for $20 Son: Dad, I need $20 Dad: Son, $20? Why do you need $10? Here's $5"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.."
"Hate when you wake up & think it's the weekend but then realise death is inevitable eternal emptiness"
"how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to eat my ass. One to suck my dick. I screw in the light bulb..."
"Religion is like a penis It's perfectly acceptable to have one, but unacceptable to flaunt yours in public."
"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"
"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""
"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. They told me to try Vine."
"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""