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Joke of the Day
"Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'."
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"I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab."
"How convenient, I can cook this lasagna in the microwave in 30 seconds, or in my oven in 4 days."
"How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar? Short and sweet"
"There's a fine line between being spotted in line at Old Navy and getting shot in the face."
"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"
"What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page."
"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."
"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"