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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill Donald Trump? You gotta guess for this one hint: it's in the name? It's a TRUMPet"
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"When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"I'm doing interval training. It's just that the intervals are very far apart."
"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"
"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?......No one knows they never keep the house!"
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."
"I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under."
"Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto."
"How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer? He's staring at somebody else's shoes."
"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"