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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin? They became flatman and ribbon. /u/realhermit has left the building."

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"

"Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection? Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)"

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"

"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I've done it thousands of times. - shout out to good ol' Mark twain."

"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."

"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those who can count and those who cannot."

"Facebook post: Sad news. Mom passed away this morning. Facebook: Be the first person to like this."