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Joke of the Day
"My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy."
Next Joke
"I've said this to countless medical professionals. Nobody's laughed yet. ""Does my chart say what blood type I have? I can never remember."" ""O+"" ""Oh... [insert troll face] Positive?"""
"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""
"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."
"What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas? Cancer."
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."
"What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"
"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"
"No, you hang up first. Me to Pizza Hut"