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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language? A Bulgarity."
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"What did the leper say to the prostitute? I left the tip on the night stand."
"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"
"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"
"""Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."""
"Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex? ....because he was afraid he'd see Bush."
"Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?"
"Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day? Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom."
"Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"