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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Hudyanika Bolokov"

"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"

"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."

"Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work"

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face..."

"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."

"Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science..."

"If your mule ate my prize winning bird, what would you have? My 3 foot cock in your ass!"

"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"