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"A word in this sentence is misspelled. Misspelled."
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"""Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?"" ""Sure."" ""Great! Thanks for participating."""
"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"
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"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."
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