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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about Cannibals but they have a great taste in people."

"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"

"[OC] How to tell if you're gay... If when you fap, you like the feeling because there's a dick in your hand, rather than liking it because there's a hand around your dick - You're gay."

"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"

"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"

"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."

"I hate how everyone thinks I'm a d*ckhead just because I go to the gym! I was a d*ckhead well before I went to the gym"

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes."

"I've reached the point in my life where I'm ready for a life partner. But I'd probably be just as content with a cheeseburger."