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Joke of the Day

"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"

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"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."
"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."
"My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull."
"How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight."
"Cracks chemistry joke No reaction"
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country."
"a Black man and a Mexican man falls off a cliff, which one lands first? Who cares."
"Weird how people always die in groups of 3's... or 5's or 78's or however you group them cause there's lots of people & we all die."