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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? In case he got a hole in one"

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."

"The NSA doesn't monitor your browsing Chuck Norris listens to your key strokes."

"It makes sense why women hate premature ejaculation so much Our whole lives we're taught that nothing worth having comes easy."

"My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, ""Do you have cotton-balls?"" After confirmation that the store has cotton-balls, ""Does it tickle when you walk?"""

"I recently met someone who told me that he couldn't smell. I don't think he nose what he's missing out on."

"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."

"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? You take the letter ""S"" out of ""sub"", and the letter ""F"" out of ""way""."

"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"