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Joke of the Day
"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"
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"What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"
"It'd be nice if the pre-requisite to being a politician in the United States of America didn't involve being a lying sack of shit."
"""I know, right?!!"" Is the WRONG thing to say when my neighbor tells me that his wife is wild in bed. Lesson learned."
"I've been eating healthy for six whole hours now. Why am I still fat?"
"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."
"[1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving] PEOPLE: won't be me [1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball] PEOPLE: you never know"
"What where Adam's first words to Eve? ""Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"""
"Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat."