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Joke of the Day
"Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)"
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"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."
"What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!! Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost."
"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."
"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"
"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"
"How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? Give him sheet music."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"
"I haven't heard a good poop joke in a while... find them all to be a bit corny."
"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."