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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"
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"What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !"
"I like Tweets that are so good that when I send them to FB my old friends won't talk to me on the phone for a week."
"The moment you realise... The new COD has space battles and Star Wars battlefront doesn't."
"The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?"
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."
"""I can't take this shit anymore."" --a clogged toilet"
"Guide to DIY: 1. Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take. 3. Live with it for 3 months 4. Hire someone to fix it."
"Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy - ""Id like 3 packs of condoms please"". The pharmacist - ""Here you go sir, would you like a bag"". Man: ""No thanks, the girl is good looking""."