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Joke of the Day
"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"
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"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They take all the green cards."
"Whats the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and her husband....... Her husband flies in a bullet whereas bullets fly in to her.... too soon?"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip."
"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"
"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"
"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"