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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippie astronaut? A far out man"
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"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"
"""this is your captain speaking. i bet you're reading this in a man's voice. well guess what! i'm a woman captain. women are captains too."""
"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"
"A duckling joke Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because they can't walk, hardly."
"I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision"
"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"
"""auuahuhuh"" some nerd who wears glasses probably right now"
"WIFE: omg Will Smith's son, Jaden, is dead ME: where'd you see that? W: Facebook M: I'm pretty sure that's a hoax W: no Facebook is real"
"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"