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Joke of the Day

"Irony. The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony was. Which is ironic because we were in a restaurant."

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"Two snakes meet in the jungle... Two snakes meet in the jungle. One asks the other: ""Are we poisonous?? "" The other says: ""Why do you ask?"" The first replys: ""I just bit my tongue..."""
"Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her."
"Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows? TL;DR"
"What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box."
"Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler.. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day"
"I found out today that I was adopted. But they returned me."
"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."
"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""
"My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."