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Joke of the Day
"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."
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"My girlfriend text me ""lets watch Godzilla""........ I reply ""look at the mirror""!"
"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."
"Movies taught me that if your kid is talking to ghosts, alone in their room, leave that brat in there, and run while you're still alive."
"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"
"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."
"Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. ;)"
"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."
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"All I want to know is why Antonio Banderas' hair has been wet for 20 years."