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Joke of the Day
"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."
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"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"
"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
"Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum? Coz 'e-mmental!"
"Me: OMG I feel amazing! WebMD: sounds like cancer!"
"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once"
"I don't get why people say ""Pussy tastes great""... I've licked 5 of them, Then I got Cat hair in my mouth"
"If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties."