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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon Which raised a few eyebrows."

"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"

"Strap-on If you're thinking of purchasing a strap-on, you don't want to rush into the decision...you're going to be stuck with it for life."

"DA: Where r my legal briefs? Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!"

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? There are too many links."

"Define Irony: redditors using the death of reddit as a way to farm karma"

"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."