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"for several hours a day, we are just an arrow floating on a screen"
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"I blame Picasso for all these women who use markers to draw on their eyebrows."
"Him: I just got stung. I'm allergic. Grab me my EpiPen. Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl."
"What Are Donald Trump's favorite kind of nuts? Wall nuts."
"Q: What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A: A box of crayons."
"You can never trust an atom... they make up everything."
"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."
"What do you call someone who has one parent that is a Jew? Jew...ish"
"So now they're feeding cow marijuana infused grain? That isn't for me... ...those steaks are too high."
"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""