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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget what my grandmother said to me right before she passed away. She said to me *""What are you doing?!?""*"

"Tell me your best joke?"

"Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back."

"Why is it impossible to argue with Trump? Because the Earth's rotation automatically makes a circle jerk out of him"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."

"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"

"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."

"mosquito and a blonde joke what's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde ? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.."

"Had to replace the condom I carry around in my wallet yesterday Just heard they have a 5 year expiry date."

"What do you call sex with a black person? Beastiality."