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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"
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"Son of a Beach So I like digging. I am going to go the beach and become a professional digger. Professional digger."
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove"
"A GoFundMe, so I can buy an avocado."
"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"
"How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way."