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Joke of the Day

"Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you."

"One More Hilarious Vampire Joke ...actually it sucks."

"How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny."

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose."

"I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"

"Why was the electoral map feeling down? It wasn't, it was feeling blue."

"""If you film it, they will cum."" That's the tagline for my new baseball porno, Field of Creams. Based on the life of Hoeless Joe."

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face..."

"The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet. ""A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"" He asks: ""where's the D?"" ""It's out for Harambe"""