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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"
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"[dad accidentally steps on the dog] I'm sorry girl, I didn't see you. Are you ok? [dad accidentally steps on me] Why are you on the floor?!"
"What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? They count sheeple."
"I'm gaining weight for my role as ""'Before' picture"""
"Confucius says: ""Woman who fly upside in airplane have open cockpit."""
"Two guys walk into a bar.... And the 2nd guy goes, ""I didn't see it either."""
"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."
"Heyy Ladies how are you dressing up for Halloween? Are you taking off your make-up ?"
"I can smell shit, but I can't find it."
"2000 pounds of crap music = 1 reggaeton."