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Joke of the Day

"Octopus 1-you up for tennis? Octopus 2- I cant my tennis elbows are actin up again Octo1-..we dont have elb Octo2- I DONT WANNA PLAY CARL"

"Some people are like clouds... ... Once they fuck off its a nice day."

"How did Jesus get to the other side of the street? He used the Cross Walk."

"So a robot walked into a bar and beat up a man with a bottle... ...he was charged with battery. I'm so sorry."

"Need jokes with the same punchline as this. Help! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"If children refuse to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football."

"If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey."

"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"

"My brother tried killing himself by running his car in his closed garage. He drives a Tesla."