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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two tired."
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"So, I found my first gray pubic hair the other day. I was way more excited about it than the other people on the elevator."
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"what's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each s."
"My son: Mommy I can't wait to grow up and be a man. Me: Don't be silly son, you can't do both"
"Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because they speak English."
"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."