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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? He waves and says Bi son"
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"If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with ""I shouldn't be telling you this"""
"Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two."
"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."
"So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."
"Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor"
"What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure? I got Kniiiiiives on it! [Original Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg) that inspired the joke."
"Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold? So you can tell it apart from urine"
"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"
"How do you keep a retard in suspense? ..."