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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"
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"At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
"Watched 'Man of Steel' in Spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off."
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"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."