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"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"
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"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"
"What's the best way to keep water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
"Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive"
"At jury duty they said, ""You do not have to be fluent in English."" So what you're supposed to do is just guess if the guy is innocent."
"What do teenage terrorists drink? Smirnoff ISIS"
"Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock"
"doctors before an x-ray be like ""dont worry this is perfectly safe"" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button"
"Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's oink-ognito."
"I was desperate, I *needed* a recipe for Indian bread! But I found naan..."