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Joke of the Day
"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
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"When asked why he swallowed so much jizz, Rod Stewart would only say: ""My heart can't tell me no"""
"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
"Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no."
"Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse."
"What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital? When you ask the patients ""what's the problem?"" They'll say ""nothing"""
"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"
"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"
"I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed."