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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"

"Strap-on backwards spells No-parts."

"""Tom Brady did nothing wrong"" is Boston's ""The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."""

"What's the capital of Greece? Right now about $2.55 AUD."

"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"

"*drinks small coffee after 8pm* *spends rest of life on internet*"

"Why is there so much segregation today? All Fridays Matter"

"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"

"I'm 30 and my knees won't even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic."

"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"