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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"
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"Studies show unprotected sex has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer. The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius."
"I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say ""hello?"" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise."
"OH HAPPY DAY! GAS WENT DOWN 2 CENTS! Now I can buy my daughter that fancy blue gumball she's always wanted."
"I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom."
"HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass."
"People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups."
"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"
"People who generalize.. I find people who generalize to be complete idiots."
"Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable."