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Joke of the Day
"My phone died... There won't be any service."
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"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"
"I had a headache so I took a pill that gave me chest pains, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome & explosive diarrhea. But hey, headache's gone."
"The roulette dealer had a unique personality. He had a different spin on everything."
"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users."
"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."
"Cathy on FB is ""feeling annoyed"" and is asking why people even own cell phones if they're not gonna answer. Can I tell her? Pleeease."
"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."
"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."
"A dyslexic man... A dyslexic man walks into a bra."