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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man... A dyslexic man walks into a bra."
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"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."
"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."
"I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'. So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples."
"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."
"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"
"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"
"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."
"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."