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Joke of the Day

"When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron."

"Two men were having a drink together. One said ""I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife."" ""Why's that?"" asked the other. ""Because she's always trying to bite my head off"" he replied."

"I hope no one tells the kids in Africa we have forums on our computers where we can just complain about stuff."

"A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards."

"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters."

"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"