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Joke of the Day

"Stretching and yawning at the same time might not look so sexy but it looks like you're a Pokemon evolving so that's cool."

"Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane."

"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."

"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."

"My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections."

"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""

"I like my women like I like my joke formats: worn out from overuse."

"What does batman get in his drinks? Just Ice"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )"