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Joke of the Day
"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? You tape bread to the ceiling."
Next Joke
"My wife says I snore really bad, so I stayed awake all night to see if she if she was right. Turns out she's a liar, I didn't snore once."
"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"
"She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them."
"TRUMP: I'm gonna lose, huh? RYAN: Yes. [silence] TRUMP: Thank God. RYAN: I know TRUMP: I'd be SO bad at it RYAN: We literally all might die"
"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."
"What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."
"Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender? He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke."
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"
"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."